IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, COMMENT WITH THE FOLLOWING:
Weird female name:
Adjective:
Verb:
Profession:
Place of Business:
Scent:
Profession:
Here is how our Facebook reader’s responses changed The Lonely Mortician’s first paragraph.
April C:
Astahsa took enormous breaths as she jumped blush onto her former CFO’s dead cheeks. After three years too many of working at MGM, she still gagged at the pungent scent of pumpkin. Becoming a shop owner was never part of her plans.
Kalya L:
Abcde took billowy breaths as she rioted blush onto her former taxidermist’s dead cheeks. After three years too many of working in the car wash, she still gagged at the pungent scent of sulfur. Becoming a telephone operator was never part of her plans.
Virginia A:
Laphanazia took Tiny breaths as she Walked blush onto her former Lion tamer’s dead cheeks. After three years too many of working in the Bakery, she still gagged at the pungent scent of Apple Cinnamon Vanilla. Becoming a Cashier was never part of her plans.
Tina M:
Hilldegard took pickled breaths as she sang blush onto her former zookeeper’s dead cheeks. After three years too many of working at The Shane Company, she still gagged at the pungent scent of cedar. Becoming a chimney sweep was never part of her plans.