Ever wonder how to pronounce my last name?
It’s easy! (Once you know the trick).
Say these three words fast and you’ll be a pro.
How to Pronounce Tregaskis
What you’ll find in The Lonely Mortician
Here is the latest poster, detailing some of the highlights you’ll find in the story — i.e. enemies to lovers, small-town romance.
Are you excited to read it? I can’t wait!
My Book Comes Out This Month!
My book comes out THIS month!
IT’S SO EXCITING TO FINALLY SAY THAT.
How to Pre-order Paperback and Hardcover Copies
If you want to purchase a paperback or hardcover copy (or copies) of The Lonely Mortician through me instead of on Amazon… (action item below)
The benefits to you are you might get it on the actual release day (I’m still working out the details) and if you’re local, you won’t have to pay for shipping.
The benefits to me are I get a little more profit and might get to see you (squee!) with the slight negative of not getting the sale listed with Amazon–you can still leave a review though if you’ve left enough reviews on other items–sorry, I don’t know the amount, I just know that my personal account doesn’t qualify but our family account does).
IF YOU WANT A COPY THROUGH ME, FILL THIS OUT
What I Listen to When I Write
I bet you’re dying to know (mortician humor pun intended) what I listen to when I write. For this book, I listened mostly to this peaceful, mood music from Jeremy Soule (you’re welcome).
eBook Pre-orders are now Available
Pre-orders are now available for the ebook of The Lonely Mortician on Amazon (link & details below)
(It will be available on the 24th of November)
OTHER BUYING OPTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
Amazon paperback & hardcover, available November 24th (that’s Black Friday) – You can have me sign whenever.
OR purchase a paperback or hardcover through me at one of my launch parties or in person and I will sign it (if you want). ***Fill out this form if you want me to have a copy ready for you
I can also mail you a signed copy (Book price + mailing package + shipping–This option might get you a copy faster than Amazon…I’m still working out the details).***Fill out this form if you want me to mail you a book:
Are you as excited as I am?
*I do want to mention that The Lonely Mortician will be available for FREE with Kindle Unlimited for 90 days, so if you have a membership, don’t buy the ebook and then curse my name. You’re welcome for my honest upfrontedness (do you like my new word?).
Do You Have What it Takes to Wake My Bats?
“DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WAKE MY BATS?”
You might not understand this phrase yet, but once you read The Lonely Mortician, you will.
If you want to support me, be part of my fan club, or just like the design, message me (through Facebook or Instagram) your size (we’re using Gildan Unisex shirts) and the color: Maroon with White, White with Black, or Dark Gray with White. *IF you want kid sizes, let me know.
Cost per each is $20 (Venmo, Paypal, cash or check) and you’ll be supporting a local businesswoman: @walkerthreads22 and helping me advertise. AND the few dollars of proceeds will go to my Amazon Ads fund so I can maybe, possibly, hopefully, break even with this book.
If you’re not local and want it shipped, I’ll figure out shipping costs and let you know. I’m guessing $5-10.
Launch Parties
Mark your calendars for TWO launch parties:
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH: 10 A.M. – NOON
at the Spanish Fork Library, Wonderland room.
(Book purchase & signing)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1ST: 6:00 P.M. – 9:00 P.M.
at the Historical Joseph H. Frisby home, 209 North 400 West, Provo. (Reception with finger foods—some cinnamon flavored of course— and books available for purchase and signing. Perfect for date night.)
Book Trailer
One Month
One month until my book,
The Lonely Mortician is available!
ONE. UNO. YI.
Squee!